This exchange is courtesy of my friend Michelle who lives in upstate New York.
"Samuel, please don't drink the milk from your cereal bowl."
"I don't really like it, it doesn't sound very nice. Please use your best manners"
"Well, I'm part Japanese and they drink from their bowls all of the time"
"I know that, but we are not in Japan"
"We are not in England either".
Good game son, well played.