There is not enough time in the day. Hard choices have to be made regarding time management.
It is time to stop going to the bathroom. That's right, I've given up peeing.
I made this decision about five minutes ago as I was unloading my dishwasher. I was thinking, man it's been a while since I wrote a blog. Then I realized that I had just been at my computer for 90 minutes reading. Auditing my bank statements, setting up recurring payments to avoid banking charges, reading and deleting email, reading about the Libertarian Party's ideas on current events, reading ways to conserve energy (unplug everything that's not in use,) and responding to Facebook status updates.
How can I do all of that and keep my house clean and poop? I say it can't be done.
So to the forces of nature, I've felt pressure before. Give it all you've got. Because I'm on a crusade to make the most of my time.
Consider the benefits: no more toilet paper. Reduced electric bill because I don't have to run the exhaust fan. Reduced water waste. Reduced pollution. I can even get another 2-300 square feet by knocking down the bathrooms. Oh, that won't work because I still need to shower. Can't cut that out. That would be disgusting.